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By Florent MartineauPublished September 30, 2026
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# Introduction

I’m curious: I love understanding how things work and sharing my discoveries. This site brings together my projects and the ideas I would like to share with you.

I’m a full-stack developer with a particular interest in artificial intelligence and, more broadly, in how we can build useful, intelligent machines.

  • 01Read my articlesMy discoveries and reflections.→
  • 02Explore my backgroundMy experience and the projects I’ve contributed to.→
  • 03Have a role in mind?Compare your job posting with my experience.→

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# Experience & résumé

Florent Martineau’s résumé: software engineering experience, project accounts, and a curated role comparison with prepared answers.

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Who stole the red panda?

Who stole the red panda?

A painting has vanished. Three detectives with very different methods take the case. All are right, and all are wrong.

Imagine

Imagine

I thought I'd write a long blog post about why this song spoke to me, then realised I had nothing to add or take away.

“It wasn’t me hacking, it was my agent!” Does that keep you out of jail?

“It wasn’t me hacking, it was my agent!” Does that keep you out of jail?

No.

The universal hammer

The universal hammer

Does your problem need AI, or just a good old Excel formula?

When ideas expire

When ideas expire

It’s the cache invalidation of mental models that I care the most about. That’s where I really see the lag.

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